BIC BIRO … SECRET AGENT (PART 3)
Last time we left our intrepid but slightly pissed-off hero, Bic Biro (codename: Biro07) about to look at himself in the mirror for the first time since he last looked at himself in the mirror …
WHAT THE ****!!!
We’ve given you a body transplant, Bic. The complete works!
You’re better than ever, Bic. You’re a bionic biro!
!!! ??? !!!
You will now be able to write in 4 colours. At the click of a button you select the colour you want – blue, black, red or green. You’ve got 2 to 3 kilometres writing length per tube. And … you are now refillable!
REFILLABLE !!! SHUT THE DOOR !!!
Yes … Quality ink, quick drying and smooth writing. Opaque blue barrel: medium point 1mm – line width 0.4mm.
I’ll be almost unbeatable!
You’re the ultimate ballpoint, Bic. Tungsten carbide ball, perfect sphere and resistant to anything the agents of BLOT can throw at you.
I don’t know how to thank you, Doc.
Just get back out there and give ’em hell, Bic.
Sure thing, Doc. Time for me to get back on the job.
THE END ?
COMING SOON … Bic is going need all his colours when he comes up against BLOT’s best agent, the sexy but deadly … PEN FATALE.