Bic Biro in … ROLLERBALL (part 2)
If you missed part one … here it is
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It was getting late when Bic Biro, MI6’s finest, arrived at Wong’s Chinese takeaway. An oriental gentleman stood behind the counter eating a bowl of chop suey. He looked up as Bic walked in.
Sorry. The Chef has just finished for the night. I am about to lock up.
Mr Wong I presume.
Yes. I am Wong.
Well Mr Wong. I would like to talk to you about an organisation called BLOT.
BLOT ? Never heard of them.
Well let me try and jog your memory. BLOT have stolen an atomic bomb and they are threatening to launch it at a major city in the United Kingdom unless they receive 20 billion pounds and Anne Widecombe’s phone number.
But I thought it was Kate Upton’s … Oh bugger!
Damn! Now I’m going to have to do the honourable thing and commit ritual suicide.
Yes, but before you do I need to know why BLOT wants to destroy Liverpool.
Surely you mean London. Damn! Oh I am so ashamed of myself.
My ancestors are going to be so pissed off with me.
So all I now need to know is the exact location of the rocket launching site.
Then I have no option but to use the special MI6 interrogation technique known as Guessing Torture on you. Is the rocket launching site in … Cricklewood ?
Berlin ? Paris ? Budapest ? Amsterdam ? Oslo ? Moscow ?
Oz ? Oompa Loompa Land ? Neverland ? Thailand ?
Look I do have a ritual suicide to arrange. I mean, they don’t just arrange themselves you know. So wouldn’t it save time if I just told you!
Well. Ok. If you absolutely insist.
The rocket base is located at …