‘I, Writer … # 8 (She’s stripping off again!)
I am having a pleasant chat with the lovely Optimism who is about to tell me our current whereabouts. (I once visited a cake shop and ordered a fruit bun. On closer inspection I noticed it contained a distinct lack of fruit. I thus enquired as to the whereabouts of the currants.)
Please can you tell me where we are.
Before I tell you precisely where we are, I would like to draw your attention to that sign over there …
You mean the one that says Welcome to Procrastination. Please drive slowly.
Yes. That one. Ignore it.
How can I do that after you have just pointed it out to me?
Well … see that link marked … PRESS ME !
The one just underneath the sign you want me to ignore.
Yes. Don’t press it. If you press it then I will just have to strip off again …
Ah, I see. I am now caught somewhat on the horns of a dilemma. I hope you realise that.
You’re going to press it aren’t you ?
Of course I am. Here goes.