Deputy Head Porter – Sweet, Smart & Vulnerable?

Secret Diary Of PorterGirl

PorterGirl – First Lady Of The Keys is now available on pre-order, which I am sure I have mentioned several times, but according to my publicist, not enough. It turns out that bashing out 90,000 words was the easy part and now I am expected to actually promote the bloody thing.

I sent a tweet saying ‘Buy my book, you bastards’ but this was considered insufficient. Apparently, we need to focus more on the ‘ sweet, smart but vulnerable girl next door side of PorterGirl…’

Pah.

So, just for you, here is an excerpt from the book, with our very own Deputy Head Porter feeling a bit vulnerable. I suppose I had better have a trawl through and find some examples of sweet and smart also.

Double pah.

Wouldn’t it just be easier if someone leaked some nude pictures to the press or something?

Late September, just before the start of…

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6 responses to “Deputy Head Porter – Sweet, Smart & Vulnerable?

  1. Thank you, Kris. I owe you hugs and cake.

  2. I look forward to seeing the book. Congratulations on getting it out!

  3. Yep, writing is the fun bit… x

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